I don’t get how vampires are sexy to people

genderbitch:

You realize that this is a (blood bloated or bloodless, depending on feeding), ice cold, nasty, sleeping in the damn ground corpse you want to cuddle up to, right?

Ew guys, just fucking ew

I say we stake the fuckers.

(via tal9000)

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    What vampires have you seen that sleep in the ground?
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    I say we stake the fuckers.
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    Also add to the fact that if they don’t have blood flowing in their veins, they can’t get the cock up!!
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